Notice on a church door “Well-known carpenter seeks joiners”.
Notice in parish magazine “Adam and Eve were the only people who had not read Apple’s terms and conditions”.

I am sure that many of you, like me, have precious objects that you look after with great care. There are many different reasons why these items are precious to us – they may hold special memories, were a gift from a loved one, are antiques or of value in their own right, or are objects that we have saved money to purchase as a special treat. I have two special possessions that I would like to mention here.